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Cats Vs Humans

Nikkie Jay
1 min readAug 6, 2019

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Moki Plotting to Take Over The World (Or at least my bed)

Cats have no shame.

Cats don’t care what you think of them.

Cats are free spirits.

Humans have too much shame.

Humans care too deeply about what others think of them.

Humans are stuck in societal constraints.

Cats go in and out as they please.

Cats are always on the wrong side of the door.

Cats sleep where ever they choose.

Humans can go in and out as they please, as long as they don’t have to stay in to look after the kids, or have to be in the office to work, or… ok, humans can’t always go in and out as they please.

Humans control the doors, but must respond to the cat who meows and demands to come in, or go out.

Humans may get in trouble if they fall asleep in an inappropriate place.

Cats are not loyal.

Cats are very demanding.

Cats will befriend anyone with food.

Humans are not all loyal.

Humans can be very demanding.

Humans will also befriend anyone with food.

I think I would rather be a CAT!

Nikkie Jay

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Nikkie Jay
Nikkie Jay

Written by Nikkie Jay

Tarot guide, author, witch and single mum

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